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Matt Damon Stretching Himself for New Role


Matt Damon

Matt Damon shows us that there are no lengths he won’t go to for his art. To prepare for his role in the upcoming film, The Informant, Mattie is taking his inspiration from Pop ‘n Fresh (the rotund Pillsbury mascot who likes to have his tummy poked).

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July 3, 2008   No Comments

Judge Gives Wesley Snipes Permission to Leave Country to Work

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Wesley Snipes

Actor Wesley Snipes has convinced a judge to allow him to leave the U.S. not once, but twice to work on upcoming film projects. The actor, who is currently appealing his conviction on tax evasion charges, no doubt wants to put away as much coin as he can if he ends up having to pay the $3 million in unpaid taxes, plus the whopping bill the U.S. government is sending him for the cost of prosecuting him.

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July 3, 2008   No Comments

Alex Rodriguez and Wife Call It Quits


Alex and Cindy Rodriguez in Happier Times

New York Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez and his wife Cindy have announced their separation. Apparently, they have been having marital problems for the past three months.

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July 3, 2008   No Comments

Naomi Watts Pregnant with Second Child

Watts with her partner Liev Schreiber
Naomi Watts and Liev Schrieber

King Kong actress and former Heath Ledger main squeeze Naomi Watts and her partner, Liev Schrieber, are expecting a second visit from the stork later this year. The actress has apparently recently started her second trimester of pregnancy.

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July 3, 2008   No Comments

Christie Brinkley - Peter Cook Divorce Trial Starts Today


Christie Brinkley

The very messy, very public Christie Brinkley - Peter Cook divorce trial is slated to start today in Long Island. The main issues the judge needs to decide are custody, visitation, and child support for Jack, 12, and Sailor, 9. Apparently, Christie was the one who wanted the couple’s dirty laundry aired in open court.

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July 2, 2008   1 Comment

No Divorce for Madonna, Guy Ritchie

Madonna and Guy Ritchie
Madonna and Guy Ritchie

Now Madonna’s People have gotten into the act. The couple was spotted in NYC last night holding hands and eating dinner together, which is a sure sign that the marriage isn’t falling apart, as we all know. Here’s the latest from Camp Madge on the matter:

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July 2, 2008   No Comments

It’s a Boy for Simpson and Wentz…Maybe….


Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

The latest in this snore-fest is that the happy parents-to-be have registered for baby stuff at cushy baby boutique Petit Tresor. Apparently, almost everything they picked out is blue, which must mean that they’re having a boy. And we know that these two would never be less-than-truthful about anything that might be reported in the press? Riiiggghhht!

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July 2, 2008   No Comments

Angelina Jolie’s Doc Calls a Press Conference


Angelina Jolie

The latest news from The First Woman on the Planet to Ever Get Pregnant with Twins Angelina Jolie is that she has now checked into a hospital in Nice and that her doctor has called a press conference for later today. We’ll all be waiting with baited breath to see whether the World’s Most Beautiful Twins have finally made their debut.

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July 2, 2008   No Comments

Kate Beckinsale Goes…Ball-istic


Kate Beckinsale

When Kate’s in the house, you are pretty much assured of an interesting experience. TMZ has posted footage of the lovely Miss B having a “wardrobe malfunction” while walking in public with her hubby, director Len Wiseman and her young daughter.

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July 1, 2008   2 Comments

Amy Winehouse Still Smokin’

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Amy Winehouse

Straight from the “You Can’t Tell Them Anything File,” Amy Winehouse was spotted puffing on a cigarette after getting out of a car in London. Do the words, “You have emphysema” not mean anything to you? Just wondering…

July 1, 2008   No Comments