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August 26, 2008

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It Pays To Live In Surrender Monkey Country 0

Which is more vile? a) Jessica Simpson sex tape; b) Jessica Simpson singing Country music • Madonna wants to remake Casablanca in Iraq. Haven’t we harmed that country enough? • Cats have 9 lives. Doggs have only 1 • more

Snaps of John Mayer no longer have Crackle and Pop 0

Jennifer Aniston with John Mayer? Hasn’t she suffered enough • May(er)flower Madame’s little black book • Jennifer Aniston not the only one not kissing John Mayer’s ass • more

August 22, 2008

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This Whore Blows the Job 0

Some bitch and whore called some other bitch and whore a ‘bitch and whore’ • I’ve heard rumors that she’s going to use this whole Spitzer affair to sell her music. What a whore! • You Can Take a Baby Out of The Whore, But You Can’t Take the Whore Out of The… Whore • more

August 18, 2008

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You may already be a winner kept mistress 0

This kid can make even crappy John Lennon music sound good • CariDee-pressed • Shayne Lamas - Will you accept this pose? • more

August 14, 2008

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No “Happy Ending” for McCain for Awhile 0

Dennis Quaid gets ‘happy ending’ from twins • McCain doesn’t use protection • Susan Sarandon will leave the country if McCain is elected. McCain just got my vote! • more

August 13, 2008

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Obama and the Palestinians Love George Clooney 0

Blogger lists 3 things that we don’t know about George Clooney. Didn’t mention that Clooney is like Kate Beckinsale in that he too likes vagina more than sushi • Ocean’s 13 back to 12 again • Less is More for Clooney • more

Whoopi Representing Black Women 0

Justin Timberlake’s “My Problem With Women” first episode titled “They Don’t Have Penises” • Ashton Kutcher explains that “That ’70s Show” does not refer to his wife. Yet. • Vogue says black is the new black • more

August 11, 2008

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Unprecedented Large Turnout for Al Franken 0

Al Franken is a Wesley Snipes wannabe • Franken Makes Short Trip From Comedian to Congressman • Al Franken’s Son Into Bestiality? • more

August 8, 2008

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One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Web 0

Batman Behaves Like Catwoman • more

August 7, 2008

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Give me an H. Give me an E. Give me an L. Give me a P. 0

If you have associates who are under suspicion for murder, it’s not a good idea to have someone working for you with the nickname “Henchman” • Angelina Jolie, the new Robin Hood of Hollywood, steals from the rich - Jennifer Anniston - and gives to the poor • Mel meets with Britney to give the reason she is having problems with the Jewish-controlled media: the Jews control everything • more

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