July 4, 2008

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Maria Lopez, Hung like a pimple? 0

  • Mario Lopez says no to “Playgirl”

Mario Lopez off the Smirnoff wagon? • Jennifer Lopez has asked Tom Cruise to be her twins’ godfather. Marc Anthony’s head explodes • F***ing gets Madonna in trouble • more

Eva Longoria’s Sex Toy Comes In Yelllow 0

  • Eva Longoria Rides the FIre Hydrant of the Day

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Obama now doesn’t want pull out too quickly 0

  • Obama rewrites Iraq plan

You say Obama and I say Osama…Let’s call the whole thing off • Obama For Change…Of Pledge • Alice Walker: Obama is our Mandela. Glamorati: Walker is our Winnie • more

Gordon Brown has the Bush touch 0

  • Poll: This is the least popular Labour government ever

Food at new Gordon Ramsay eatery to be flavored with Posh Spice • Gordon Ramsay wants to cook with Posh’s grapefruits • Bobby Brown: Whitney drove me to drugs, book deal drove me to lie • more

Busty Heart has Steel Implants 0

  • IS THIS KERRY KATONA AUDITIONING FOR AMERICA’S GOT TALENT?

Heidi Montag to become a bigger ass? • Mandy Moore dating Austin Powers? • Mourners Weren’t Exaggerating When They Called Russert Big-Hearted • more

July 3, 2008

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Kim Kardashian’s New Perfume: Eau De Whore 0

  • Breaking News: I’m launching my own perfume!!!

Kim Kardashian gives new meaning to ‘crack whore’ • Some bitch and whore called some other bitch and whore a ‘bitch and whore’ • I’ve heard rumors that she’s going to use this whole Spitzer affair to sell her music. What a whore! • more

Jennifer Aniston Knows John Mayer Can’t Resist Skank 0

  • Threatened By Kimbo?
  • Kimbo Stewart is in the Running for the Worst Implants Ever!

 

Jennifer Aniston with John Mayer? Hasn’t she suffered enough • John Mayer cheats faster than Wino gets arrested • John Mayer likes the smell of Brad Pitt • more

Pathetic tag too busy masturbating into webcam 0

  • Christie Brinkley’s husband was into webcam sex, spent 3k/month on pr0n

Avril’s Fans Suck As Bad As She Does • Masturbating too much? Get PEOPLE’s 100 most beautiful list • more

Yo, DMX - Bein incarcerated isn’t no joke/The strong survive and the weak get broke 0

  • DMX Literally Lands in Jail
  • Rappers With A Rap Sheet
  • The Real Deal

Anne Heche pays a price for switching teams • Carrie to Chace: FYI UR FUBAR ^URS • Star’s stomach staples as strong as her pre-nup • more

Why doesn’t God prevent upside-down feet? 0

  • Teen with upside-down feet takes first steps

Ashton Kutcher pees on bushes; craps on film • Who Doesn’t Love Their Daughter’s Breasts? • Obama now doesn’t want pull out too quickly • more

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